Scissor Fart

The act of vibrating the vagina or scrotum with a loud vibrating fart while scissoring.

I asked that lonely chick if she liked vibrators, she said yes so I scissored her and ripped the biggest fart ever known to mankind.

This is known as a scissor fart.

by Mr. Bald March 29, 2009

Ball Fart

My Favorite Thing To Say Makes me Hard every time my boyfriend hates it but I love him right guys!?

U make me ball fart Jessica

by Ball Fart God May 9, 2020

quagulated cum fart

Much like quagulated blood, old semen is inserted into an asshole and is then farted.

1.After that ass reaming over a week ago, I've found out that I was diagnosed by my doctor, that I've been having quagulated cum farts.

2.A complete douche bag, who is short, and so is his temper.

3.A fan of hockey team Phildalphia Flyers.

by old cum fart bubbles May 11, 2011

Carolina Fart Bubble

Using your fart to blow a bubble with your bubble gum. Usually happens when under the influence of mind altering substances. Can be a form of foreplay at teen parties.

Zach was trying to impress Gabi at Tyler's party when he decided to to a Carolina Fart Bubble. After several failed attempts, two blue flames, and buring Roy's eyebrows off. Jared showed Zach how it was done using Bazooka gum. This caused Britanny to want to do it in the dugout the next softball game, but Jolene chewed all the gum. Robert and Thomas were so excited they wrote a song about blowing bubbles with your ass.

by hummashammalammadingdong March 15, 2010

donkey-fart-eater

A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore

Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?

-- Mel Gibson.

Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.

by 5h4p1r0'2 a 23r0 April 13, 2008

machine gun fart

That fart that sputters on for a few seconds.

His friends hit the deck as he let out a long machine gun fart

by lordshanguar28 June 29, 2011

Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube

Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night

by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018