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The Dutch God

Thank the Dutch God for everything that is good in life
by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021
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Sand God

Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.
“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>
by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025
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God told me to do it

Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2024
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God

I love God
by Bigdongg July 28, 2023
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Bald god

God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.
All pray to the Bald God
by naicha December 23, 2020
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Gods color

Not black, white, brown, tan, yellow, purple, blue
I am not white- I am Gods color

sara misemer
by smisemer October 19, 2020
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god of instagram

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delixirus.aep is the god of instagram edits
by pleaseimjusttryinftogetaname September 19, 2020
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