December

NO DICK DECEMBER, okay girls, gays and non binary babes. anyone who is attracted to men or likes taking the s t r a p isnt allowed to next month because its no dick december!!

P1 : c’mon babe

P2 : i cant its no dick december

by eedeen November 5, 2021

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Destroy Dick December Decade

What Agent Smith calls a “killing spree”

GUYS! DON’T POUR BLACK FLEX SEAL ON YOURSELF! YOU’LL CAUSE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER DECADE!

by Bambianca November 7, 2021

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CURRENT DAY: JULY 6, 2027 (NOT THE BIRTHDATE)

A Day That Is 2 Days Till Christmas.
If You Were Born On This Day, You Sometimes Act Like Santa Around Christmas Time And Is Always In The Christmas Spirit, Even On April 8.

Him: Why Is He Always On The Christmas Sprit?
Him2: Ho, Ho, Ho, December 23.
Him: Oh.

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 November 8, 2021

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December 13

International Gremlin Day - To remember the panromantic short gremlin child

Person A: OH MY GOD IT'S DECEMBER 13?
Person B: OH NO, WE FORGOT TO GIVE GIFTS TO THE GREMLIEST GREMLIN OF THE WORLD!!

by bored af xd November 8, 2021

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Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

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10th December

We all know a Bryan, a Marc, an Elisabeth or a Garry. What do they all have in common? Their names are all purposely spelt wrong. Are you annoyed by this but afraid of the laws long reach? Well today its "Kick your misspelt name mate in the genitals" day.
That's right, feel free to turn around, look your mate Marc in the eye and kick straight in the Mangina.

you are very welcome

Marc: Fancy going to Greggs for a pasty or 6?
You: Wait up, got something for you
Marc: OOOF!
Marc: WTF did you do that for??!
You: Its the 10th December mate, Its Kick your misspelt name mate in the genitals day.

by GavStJames November 10, 2021

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