Cum guy

A person too obsessed with all things cum related, a semen demon, a splooge stooge.

That thebiackeye is such a cum guy, it's all he ever talks about.

by Olde Englishe September 24, 2022

hose guy

Most dangerous thing that exists ever

The hose guy can destroy anything

by Mooseymoose1235 January 20, 2017

Short little small guy who is under 5 feet

Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.

"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."

by Bu T. Ton June 14, 2024

that cool white guy

that cool white guy in your life. He’s usually straight and cis but he’s like cooler than the other cis straight white guys in your life. Cool white guys usually love their mom and are probably afraid of bugs.

person 1: Hey there’s that cool white guy with his mom!!
person 2: that guys my favorite

by ilovepissyummypissyummy November 10, 2021

Penis Guy

you

you are penis guy

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

E-guy

An E-boy thats old

Damn Tap is such an E-guy.

by yadada1234 March 16, 2022

Squiz Guy

A map nerd who’s most popular videos are on a website called pixelplace.io

Squiz Guy has a very monotone voice

by Squizguy August 22, 2020