Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...
Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!
by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010
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G/T

Stands for Giant/Tiny. Small people, like borrowers, fairies ect and then giants, humans, giantesses. Tinker bell is a form of G/T, so is Gulliver's Travels.
If I was in a G/T universe I’d definitely be a tiny
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Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.
Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.
by FinbarSaunders March 2, 2021
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HA>H(t)

The horses asses will always out number the horses at any given time.
Anyone working or performing will be judged by at least two idiots at any given time- HA>H(t)
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Cing Koon's*t

1.There "AIN'T" no fucking belt i Kant Cees it.

2.My Nigga! @#$% (oops) -ninja- {LlIitTEerRaAalLlLYy (R = y- upside down backwords and flipped)
Cing Koon's*t an his damn band again.
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t nightwish

This specimen is known for its nice boobs and its overwhelming giving head technique.
Nick: Wow my girlfriend did this crazy stuff last night to me Jason: Omfg your girlfriend is such a T Nightwish!!
by iJason August 19, 2009
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