simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

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Simp

Guy who gives up on his own respect to try to please a hoe who doesn’t care about him

That dude just sold his playstation to buy sum bitch a pair of shoes. He a simp!

by Jav23 July 5, 2022

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simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

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Simp

A simp is a person who extremely expresses their feelings towards another person. Unlike caring for someone they go out of their way to get atleast 1 second of attention from the person they simp. Some of them would literally sell their liver to donate to them to get attention (as an example), and they would possibly defend them for doing something like destroying earth or something like that.

Person 1: "Yooooo, I just gave -insert person they simp- a house, a planet, the solar system, the universe, and my life!!!! I hope they notice me!!1!!1!1!1!"
Person 2: "bro. stop simping"

by coffeemachine July 9, 2022

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