Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023

John Burdette

John burdette is also known as a real talent behind the wheel of a race car. Known as the “real race car driver” he can rock a mullet, cowboy hat and suspenders. Fans in public places are admired by him as are most democrats.

I can win in your b main care because I’m John Burdette.

by The real rv1 January 12, 2023

Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.

"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"

by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023

Johns mom

Darians bitch

Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.

by nciebfbxusjsbx July 5, 2023

John-Phobia

Being fearful and/or offended by the name "John" because your it's your exes new boyfriend.

Every time I hear or read "John Oliver" it triggers my John-Phobia.

by Ntlane2004 July 7, 2023

john crow batty

John Crow Batty Rum is Jamaican over proof white rum that has a story, which conveys that, to drink this rum you should have a John Crow, a kind of vulture that eats decayed meat. So, it meant to say that your stomach have to be that strong to take this over proof rum from Jamaica.

Did you remember to get the John Crow Batty for todays party

by Ro.xzz July 10, 2023

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

like a gay batman and black

Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?

look in the shadows

I see nothing?

exactly

by masky123343 July 10, 2023