ur mom 

A highly intelligent response, this is mostly used by Albert Einstein. Smart people think of this joke, it is rated danger class nb. 9 , please do not use this infront of someone.

ur mom is so fat she walk like fat

ur mom by TheFactRevealer July 30, 2020

Woccer Mom

A white, suburbanite, ultra-woke soccer mom.

Judy is a woccer mom.

Woccer Mom by Qsonic August 5, 2020

ur mom 

Typically another word for "funny"

Arcimela: ur mom
Nothing Da Thing: lol

ur mom by b.link/gang August 8, 2020

Facebook mom group 

The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.

Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.

Facebook mom group by Luigi836 August 17, 2020

Ur mom 

A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds

Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000

Ur mom by Hejahqj August 17, 2020

Ur mom 

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

Ur mom by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Ur mom 

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

Ur mom by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020