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Facebook mom group 

The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.
Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.
Facebook mom group by Luigi836 August 17, 2020
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A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds
Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000
Ur mom by Hejahqj August 17, 2020
A hairy three tit two asshole whale
Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)
Ur mom by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass
Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)
Ur mom by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Your Mom 

A total MILF I would do any day...
Boy 1: Dude, your mom is such a MILF!
Boy 2: Eww don't be gross!
Your Mom by BendOverLittleBoy August 31, 2020
The Uno Reverse Card of comebacks. The ultimate power move of the decade. Can be used in stressful situations to throw your opponent off kilter. But be mindful of your elders. They might find it degrading.
Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”

“What is the meaning of life?”
Ur mom”

“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”
ur mom by Gandalfrado September 11, 2020