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Jourting (Port Juicing)

Jorting is defined as when one ingests chemotherapy chemicals from the port of a cancer patients by putting their lips around their port and applying compressions to their chest post treatment.
Dave let's try jourting (port juicing) tomorrow I need a haircut.
by SteveHarveyMaxer February 15, 2024
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JONO JUICE

the most powerful substance on earth
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO
person 1: mate we need to win this game, go drink your jono juice
person 2: YES!
by Flipidipdip June 15, 2022
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bugger juice

The mix of semen and shit after a good buggering
Leo buggered noah and noah’s bugger juice seeped on the bed completely ruining it
by Cammythebuggerer July 19, 2022
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sippy juice dealer

mark: my sippy juice dealer just got arrested
joe: why
mark: why do you think idiot
by sippy juice dealer April 27, 2022
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Lakota Indian Juice

1. A native american product used in high intensity male on male massages. It is well known for its musky smell, and the long-lasting burning sensation to which it gives rise.
2. (Slang) A euphemism for male ejaculate.
"My best friend and I were about to watch Brokeback Mountain last night, but then he pulled out his bottle of Lakota Indian juice. Just a couple of squirts on my back, and it burned like Custer's last stand. Let's get some water on our bodies."
by heath ledger November 16, 2012
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Sigma juice

When severly autisitic people(sigmas) edge too hard, and they accidentally bust a load to loli hentai
"bro i just sprayed my sigma juice everywhere"
"what the actually fuck is wrong with you"
by FATFUCK9124812893 December 13, 2023
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Juice wrld

He was doing the The Harlem shake while in they airport
Doing the The juice wrld doing the Harlem shake
by Isyaboipablo December 9, 2019
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