God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.

I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.

by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021

TRUCK GOD

A God you pray to over a semi truck. You pray to him for success, that your truck and trailer holds up mechanically to carry you through. You pray to him to have no breakdowns. Chip haulers pray to him a lot

I will pray to the truck God tonight that my day tomorrow is successful and safe.

by Cottageville cream cake May 21, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."

by Defining shift May 26, 2018

Rizz God

A word to describe people who have good pickup lines.

Ren is not a rizz god!

by Lewisousiousdis May 26, 2023

God

A person named kade

All hail kade they are god.

by Im hot December 2, 2021

Les god

Les is god walking the earth.

Les god: Les is god, god is Les!

by Leslover August 30, 2022

summer/god

to put it simply, summer is god. if you disagree, you suck. (probably on their huge penis!!)

summer/god?

by orange.soda.man September 3, 2021