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D-mail

To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.
"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"
by D-mailer June 4, 2016
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d-rail

the act of, disappointedly and/or unfulfillingly, losing one’s virginity, by way of dick.
1
Girl Bestie: My first time was a D-Rail😭😭
The guy was to small💀
Guay Bestie: text lowercase d then 🤭🤭🤭

2
Person: Yeah, I lost my virginity.. and he was big, but.. I got D-Rail’d! He did NOT know how to utilize his package, and he STILL gave me a UTI…

3
Another Person: I had a total D-Railing in his parents’ bed. It was messy, is all I can say.
by yaaaaaa yuh September 14, 2023
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GAM-D

Abbreviation of GoodAnimemes-Discord.
DiscordDude: Yo wanna join this cool server i found? its called GAM-D

DiscordDude2: Sure
by BurgerAxys December 30, 2020
mugGet the GAM-Dmug.

Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
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The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.
The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.
by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020
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Tha Big D

A large burly man, absolute obsessed with earth working machinery, notably likes to yawn & say things like "im done" & "cuntz".. Generally from a small racist town, like T-BAR (or how the local crackheads say it to make it sound "kool"... with a "k").
Stepdad: hey gleeeennnniiee
Tha Big D: mate! It's THA BIG D!
Nathan: *Chuckles
by Mr Robdog December 8, 2023
mugGet the Tha Big Dmug.

is on my D!

1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.

2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.
Joe: My my girlfriend....(starts to complain)
Chuck: Is on my D!!!!
by Mah Pie November 21, 2011
mugGet the is on my D!mug.

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