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Blue Meat

What your dick turns into when getting a handjob from a White Knuckler
Jordan: “Bro, this girl from church squeezed my dick so hard it gave me blue meat!”
Drew: “That’s what happens when you let a White Knuckler jerk you off.”
by pocketmuffin24 July 3, 2020
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Meat Flap

Gina's meat flaps are so enormous, they're used as a homeless shelter.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 8, 2017
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Bunk Meat

Your prison bunkmate/lover’s genitals.
My old celly, Big Andre from cell block d, had the sweetest bunk meat on the market.
by the_madfella March 24, 2023
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Tubular Meat

The art of taking highly sought after, refined, and/or bottom grade cuts of meat and introducing it to a meat-grinder. Once ground, such substances will be rolled into tubular form to be enjoyed in a bun, in-hand or chopped into slices on top of of a charkcoochie board. Tubular meat is life…. #savethedogs #keepmeattubular

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Duuuuuuudeee ain’t nothing like a chilled two-six of Tecatès and a couple packs of tubular meat on the Weber to get the weekend goin’!!
by Sheanado August 11, 2023
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Jamaican meat mountain

When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other
by perphurdle January 13, 2017
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meat internship

meet in-turn-ship
noun
1. when a man's girlfriend treats him like a piece of meat.
2. a man who is training to become a simp would be enrolled in a "meat internship".
3. a simp in development is a meat intern.
4. a simp in the making is a meat intern.
5. a meat internship is the first processes in becoming a simp.
•wyatt puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, wyatt has begun his meat internship.

•wyatt puts too much value on a female for no reason, wyatt is a meat intern.

•wyatt prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women . wyatt's friends say he is enrolled in a meat internship and on his way in becoming a simp.

•A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp is enrolled in a meat internship.
by youtube AsV March 30, 2020
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beat girl meat

when finally get that sweet ass all alone and she let you drop her drawls then its time to beat girl meat
(smash that pussy)
bruh Im horny af...fuck it im finna call my chick and beat girl meat...lmao
by my fucking teeth hurt April 3, 2016
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