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meat stoned

The condition of eating too much meat to the point where you feel high or stoned.
Corrie ate so much steak, he felt meat stoned.
by hotincleveland November 22, 2019
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Taco meat

Slang word for pp tip
Dude your taco meat is saggy
by Valk99 June 29, 2021
mugGet the Taco meatmug.

Meat melt

When someone is being an absolute cretin
Stop being a meat melt
by Turtle20569 September 12, 2021
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Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021
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Meat

1.) Dead animal pumped with hormones that are proven to change your mood upon digestion.

2.) Bad for you

3.) Flavored Animal Carcass
Person 1: “I’m craving a double cheeseburger. I love the greasy meat slices.”
Person 2: “You’re eating an animal.”
Person 1: “We are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.”

Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
by 420Bananas December 1, 2020
mugGet the Meatmug.

meated

To get badly injured or hurt. This term is commonly used by downhill skateboarders or longboarders as some might say to describe a crash.
Dude did you see that video of me getting meated going way too fast in that corner?
by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016
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