Sleepy Guy

A friend that is invited to dinner parties and bars and ends up dozing off and closing his eyes in public

Dude we went out with GK and he shut his eyes midway through a beer.. what a sleepy guy!

by Goalmolkus May 06, 2017

Guy-friend

A guy you get real close to. And then you start to fall for him. When he realizes it he does t feel the same way and y’all aren’t friends anymore.

Guy-friend.....

by Sadie——- June 01, 2020

Guy Friend

A guy friend is a guy who starts as a friend purely to try and steal your girl

Boyfriend: “Who’s that boy you hang out with?”

Girl “That’s Chris, he’s my guy friend!”

Chris: “Man, I’m gonna bang her!”

by Son, what are you reading -mom May 01, 2020

Get-With Guy

The male equivalent to a Get-With Girl. (Refer to definition under "Get-With Girl.")

Get-With Guy: Refer to example under Get-With Girl.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? May 13, 2018

Ouchie Guy

A guy that would say ouchie if you push him.

Omg, I just found out Will is an Ouchie Guy and I had to dump him.

by eliesim February 06, 2025

Bad Guy Vision

The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight

"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"

by BathtubBarracuda June 23, 2016

Bitchy bacon guy

wilbur.

me: my bitchy bacon guy!
Wilbur: bagel!

by Elliotisagaymentallyillmessyee January 18, 2024