Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.
Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.
Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.
by Heezy P. March 16, 2014
Get the scissoring off the turtle head mug.A guy in a gym that likes to "towel off" while engaging others in conversation, often completely exposing himself in the process. Usually has a moustache...
I saw this guy in the gym, "towel off guy", he had just gotten out of the shower and he put a foot on the bench and kept trying to talk to me while "toweling off". He would take his towel and rub his johnson to get it dry, while he looked me in the eye.
by gensysmike1 April 9, 2014
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Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly
by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014
Get the schacking off mug.The state or condition of an artist or a performer who settles for less fees than he/she deserves. Feeling of being underpaid by your employer/organiser.
He walked out of the big banner film because he was feesed off.
He half-heartedly performed at the event, maybe because he was feesed off.
He half-heartedly performed at the event, maybe because he was feesed off.
by Zubin Raval July 10, 2014
Get the Feesed Off mug.When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).
"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."
by Mutton Congress August 5, 2014
Get the fresh off the stick mug.Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.
Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015
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