National Hold Hands Day

April 16,Any time you want to hold hands with someone you can and get away with it!

Carl:Damn I held Becky’s hand today and she let me!
David:Yah it’s because it’s National Hold Hands Day!

by Koolkitter May 26, 2018

hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018

Third Hand Smoke

The act of sucking the smoke from someone elses cigarette and blowing it into someone else's face.

*a stranger blows smoke at your friend*

You: "Hey, I'm gonna report you for third hand smoke"

by BigLooser;) January 18, 2019

oceanman with a fish at hand

a dude named oceanman who always has a fish (like salmon)

person a: ayo bro u see oceanman with a fish at hand ???

person b: yeah man, that was a mighty fish

person a: fr man

by srahtonin May 4, 2022

MONKEE HANDS

When Cryptocurrency BAN (Banano) pumps, Monkees are tempted to grab some quick potassium (profits) by selling their BAN bags.

However there are Monkees who have conquered their greed for potassium-profits and are unaffected by any pump. These Monkees keep hodling their BAN bags and these are called Monkees with MONKEE HANDS.

Whether BAN hits $1 or $10, I won't sell my BAN because I have MONKEE HANDS.

by bananobanano May 7, 2021

Snickers hand pie

defecating into an individual's outstretched hands

The boy asked for some more, so I hit him with the ol' Snickers hand pie.

by Krizz Krozz October 30, 2018

Lamb hands

A country expression meaning 'to be clumsy'. Usually referring to somebody who spills a beer.

Look at ol' Lamb Hands over here, he just knocked over another beer!

by Carl Williams November 17, 2022