O job

O job is when a nurse washes your balls for you because you are too disable to do so for yourself.

Nurse #1: give that old guy a scrub down there when you're cleaning him
Nurse #2: you mean an O job

by DJ_EJ November 10, 2011

government job

Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."

Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".

by chamolm June 10, 2024

Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs

An example where you spend a Billion Pounds, then bottle it in finals, like @Chelsea FC

Gary Neville described Chelsea as "Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs" as they were beaten in the Carabao Cup final by an injury-hit Liverpool, who were playing their under 13s

by DJ Chimpy March 12, 2024

eyelash job

When you give someone an excess amount of butterfly kisses to the point of orgasm

Wow he gave me the best eyelash job last night, it was so much fun.

by Career Lover January 8, 2016

Italian job

When you use your middle finger, index finger and your thumb held like the Italian pinch to finger someone.

You only have 3 fingers how do you finger a girl?

It’s always an Italian job.

by Top G Gggggg July 19, 2021

Titty Nose Job

Pleasing one nipple regions with thy nose.

"Oh my god, Camila has perfect tits for a titty nose job!"

by itsanon February 17, 2024

Italian Job

When you get a handjob with olive oil used as lube.

My partner didn't have any lube at their place so they got some olive oil from the kitchen and gave me an Italian job.

by Nannerpus_Returns November 16, 2022