Green

a non binary mf who chose to name themselves this bcs of an unreasonable affinity to the colour green. obsessed with plants, cats, rings, flowers, tea, soup, and queer contemporary novels. spends most of their time listening to sad gay music while reading The Perks of Being a Wallflower. an art geek/theatre kid and mentally ill.

pass me the green. no not them, the weed.

by youareadarksorcerer November 22, 2021

festive green

A plant-derived illegal substance used in a party, such as marijuana.

Hey dude, I got us some festive greens!

by veggieduck September 24, 2006

Green

Stupid, slow , dumb .

Boy : you the only girl I mess with

Girl : nigga I’m not green I saw you with dajah the other day .

Boy : I just hit Sophie raw

Other boy: nigga you green that bitch pregnant .

by Lolhaeeeee June 25, 2019

greens

The first hit of marijuana when a fresh bowl is packed.

Do you want greens? You're the guest.

by The one and only Team Captain May 15, 2018

green prince

A wealthy single man, who is a target for poor lonely single women, seeking financial comfort via romance.

I heard he's divorced! That makes him my next green prince! I'm gonna romance my way into his wallet.

by Master of the Dark Lords March 14, 2017

Green hat

NTR

*a boy is wearing a green hat*

-That boy must have been cuckolded.
Yea novelupdate should know that dammit

by halmstad May 30, 2019

green goblin

it's what Ja'mere looks like

"Green Goblin you look ugly"
"Shut up you look like a tap dancing cockroach."

by IOOIIO February 16, 2022