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2nd Wife Tits

Refers to the "enhanced" breasts of a trophy wife...
My new stepmom has huge 2nd wife tits.
by Iowa boy June 25, 2025
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Tit lifter

A bra
My tit lifter is too tight. I need to find another tit lifter that can fit me better
by Hurricane Dorian June 30, 2023
mugGet the Tit liftermug.

tit ratio

The ratio from one tit to the other because they're always different sizes
Jimmy:yesterday I was titty fucking my girl and I noticed she had a tit ratio.
'La#q-uish&a(: nah you were fucking me you were drunk as hell.
by 'La#q-uis&ha( May 30, 2018
mugGet the tit ratiomug.

Tits

A female body part used to produce milk to feed baby’s

Tits need to stop being sexualised they are a feeding utensil just like knifes and forks
by Icbawithpeoplesshit January 16, 2021
mugGet the Titsmug.

Tits on a submarine

something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.
He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.
by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022
mugGet the Tits on a submarinemug.

tata tits

when you have uneven titties and one is bigger than the other. comes from the uneven head of tata, the BT21 character.
Dang! Did you see that Lisa has Tata Tits
by tata is my oppar September 2, 2019
mugGet the tata titsmug.

Æske Tits

Origin Unknown.
It is said to be a more sophisticated version of Essketit
The word is usually taking into use by intellectuals, the reason being the typical simpleton cannot comprehend such sophisticated use of words.
Intelligent man 1: Æske tits?
Intelligent man 2: Æske Tiiits!?!
by Skinken August 21, 2018
mugGet the Æske Titsmug.

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