Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.
by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

by DaleTheTrapSnail December 29, 2015

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.
"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."
"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011

One who thinks themself higher than those around them. Often characterized by a cocky, pompous, overconfident attitude. Those who are considered Smell-o-farts often hold their head high with their nose in the air, as if they are trying to sniff a fart.
Karen: Why don't you have any more canned green beans? My husband is a lawyer and I will sue if I am not treated with better customer service. Let me speak to your manager a young man.
Kyle: Why are you making that face?
Karen: Excuse me? I asked for the manager.
Kyle: I am the manager, get out of my store you smell-o-fart
Kyle: Why are you making that face?
Karen: Excuse me? I asked for the manager.
Kyle: I am the manager, get out of my store you smell-o-fart
by monkeysbutt May 16, 2020

by clock_broken June 12, 2021

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter
