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Ur bro a hoe

Worse than all the other phrases. Ruined families and even countries.
Dan: ur mom gay
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Sarah: ur grandma tranny
Nicole: ur sister a mister
John: ur bro a hoe

Everyone starts arguing as the world slowly collapses.
by ur bro a hoe May 11, 2018
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bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species
Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick
by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014
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Moms life bro.

Moms life bro means that you love your mother and your brother by saying moms life bro
Me: My moms life bro. are the best life ever
Peter: OH I LIKE HUNTING. BILL HUNT FOREVER
by NAVISUCKS November 7, 2021
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national bro day

national bro day is a day we’re you spend time with your bro it’s usually on the 30th of october. you have got to spend it with your bro (not your brother) your bestfriend boy or girl
yo bro guess what
what
it’s national bro day
by stevewonder78 October 28, 2019
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Hindu Bro

A bro super into Hinduism. Apt to use "Bro" "Dude" "Swear" "Bars" unironically when talking about Moksha, Maya and Dharma amongst other Hindu concepts. Usually a finance / tech bro who has expanded their range, and will guilt you into going to Temple on the weekends.

While this archetype generally uses very fratty language, these guys are usually extremely well-read and will go verse for verse on the Vedas, Gita or any other core text of Hinduism.
Two Hindu Bros talking:
"Bro these girls are just consumed by Maya bro"
"Dude I know, what happened to the pursuit of Dharma bro"
"Swear"

"Yeah he talked about his personal journey towards Moksha for 3 hours"
"He's such a classic Hindu Bro"
by rockingrrocker February 18, 2025
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Bro

Any male who wears Tap Out, No Fear, Ed Hardy, or Nor-cal t-shirts. One who drives an over sized pick-up truck or suv. Anyone who wears sunglasses on the back of their head. One who has generic tattoos such as tribal bands. They are also cocky jock douche bags.
"Did you see that guy who just peeled out in the mall parking lot? He was a total bro."

"Only a bro would shop at Eminent"
by Chad Darvis May 14, 2010
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Apkazy Bro

DaQuay: yo was good nigga
Lethaniel: stay back nigga im an apkazy bro
DaQuay: i aint give a fuck nigga, im with the asganiiz
Lethaniel: fuck you and yo asganiiz nigga
DaQuay: *starts shooting*
by DeQui Shawn September 26, 2022
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