beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

Meating

Cooking meat

Joe likes meating meat, so he brought more meat

by Boricstingray91 July 7, 2024

Mystery meat

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none

Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 8, 2024

meat shag

Fat roll on the back of Jerry Harris neck.

His meat shag looks like a pack of sausages.

by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017

meated

To get badly injured or hurt. This term is commonly used by downhill skateboarders or longboarders as some might say to describe a crash.

Dude did you see that video of me getting meated going way too fast in that corner?

by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016

meat hopper

Promiscuous. Jumping man to man.

Wasn't she with someone last week? That girl sure is a meat hopper.

by Truth idle July 2, 2024

Meat melt

When someone is being an absolute cretin

Stop being a meat melt

by Turtle20569 September 12, 2021