King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.
King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.
by Debskelly1985 April 01, 2023
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King Byrd

A King Byrd is someone who ruins their own life even when everyone tells them to get a hold of themself and knock that retarded shit off.
Well, looks like he became a King Byrd a flooded his own house again. Fucking retard, am I right?
by GeoffDon123 January 25, 2022
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King Chao

High Level Furry, and fat incubator known for crushing his opponents with his massive ass crack. He is most commonly seen in a racist representation of Blue Face, due to his resentment for the blue man group. He is also known to have sexual relations to the skeletons of any furries he has killed.
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King Kanute Syndrome

A suffer refuses to see the world has moved on , and through their own sense of entitlement believes things should only be the way they want them to be. i.e. If the tide shouldn't come in, then it shouldn't cos they say so ! Just like King Kanute.
Business changes, Pil thought it should work the way he and his company wanted, and refused to see the world had changed. He suffers from King Kanute Syndrome.
Henri decided that the court can only rule his/her way on child maintenance, the facts said different. Henri suffers from King Kanute Syndrome.
by The Count of Porkmeister July 05, 2019
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Sack king

Sack king is a legend that sacks other players cards while playing magic the gathering. This helps themselves as well as some of the other players and that's why he's king
Player one: I cast wicker picker and he has the ability to...
Player two: I cast doom blade. It goes to your graveyard.
Player three: yes! You're truly the sack king!
All players other than player one (cause they're salty): ALL HAIL THE SACK KING!!!!
by BBbunny November 25, 2022
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the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.
Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!
by Sausagekinglover<3 February 10, 2019
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Jakobe King

Jakobe King
A really black nigga who lives in Southlake (A place where a bunch of sacks live) and makes money by sucking other niggas dick. Jakobe King swears he has all the girls but he dont. Jakobe is also gay and have a vid of Ricardo jacking off.
by LmaaooooDudee December 11, 2017
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