december 1

if your born december 1 u a real one no cap chicken no nugget husband with out a wife berries and cream cream and berries daughter without a father. why am i talking about cancer's???????

December 1?
im for real talking about cancer's ong im whites and hispanic gurrrrlllllllllllllll and im 12 my name ericka and my mom is in gerogia and i have kids in my basement😎👍🤺👩 🦯

by Twilightxsparkelz September 28, 2021

December 5

National slap a short person day; an international holiday where you get the chance to slap your miniscule-length friend! Unfortunately, this so-called "holiday" ends right after 3:50 PM.

"Yo, it's December 5! wanna go slap that short guy?"
"Hell yeah, man. let's do it."

by mitskilover200200 December 4, 2023

December 20th

National wear pjs or onesies to school

tell U friend wear their pjs because it’s December 20th

by Cats rules December 19, 2019

December Fuck Day

If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.

Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!

by europe1922 December 14, 2020

December 3rd

National "yes" day.

If anyone asks you out, you MUST answer yes. No exceptions.

Guy, "Hey, do you wanna go out sometime?

Girl, "No"

Guy, "But it's December 3rd."

Girl, "Then yes! I will go out with you!"

by that_streetacated_teenger December 3, 2020

December 30th

Kick your local ginger

Oh look a ginger *kick* why did you do that? Because it’s December 30th

by Gingerhater28 December 12, 2023

December 29

On December 29 queens/kings are born. There names are most lightly to be "amy,kai,Jamie,olivia,and jill"

Omg u were born on December 29! Only kings/queens were born on that day!!

by ColleenBallinger November 4, 2020