Ma’s Box

A derogatory term used for one’s mother’s vagina.

Person A: “You smell.”
Person B: “Ya Ma’s Box!”

by BigMammal94 August 8, 2018

butt-box

A box used to store objects that have been in rectums. Its location varies, but you could probably ask a local hospital if they have one.

Dude! Don't use that pen, it's been in the butt-box.

by BarryBBensonsdad December 16, 2018

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

Jack in the box

A nightmare fuel. Kid friendly version of a jumpscare

Person 1: Hey remember Jack in the box?

Person 2: Yeah THOSE WERE FUCKING HORRIFYING!

by Attention_tobirds12 August 20, 2023

Nicky-To-Go Box

When you’re at a restaurant and the food sucks, you then have it wrapped up to go so you can throw it out later.

Waitress: Do you want a box for your leftover food?
You: No
Waitress: But that’s so much food you haven’t eaten! Are you sure?
You: Yes, can I have the check?
Waitress: It’s no problem to wrap it up.

You: (exasperated) Fine! Put it in a Nicky-To-Go Box. Thank you.

by Catlady2002 May 30, 2022

Jack in the box

When two are having sex, one watches queitly watches in the closet jerking off. Then jumps out loudly yelling carnival noises and takes his friends position.

I was banging this hot chick buy I finished early so my buddy jack in the boxed me.

by Phil Clarke July 6, 2015

cry box

N. (Noun)

1. A derogatory Term relating to the anus.

1. Hey Tom, I was fucking your girlfriend last night and accidentally pumped one into her cry box. She was really pissed.

2. Look at the cry box on that furry little fucker!

by John long rod van damn July 4, 2021