Canadian Snow monkey

A mythical primate found mainly in the Ottawa valley but also sighted all across Canada and northern USA. A friendly and elusive creature. If your lucky enough to come in contact with it you should keep your distance. They can be very territorial when provoked. Most common sightings are in Pembroke Ontario.

We thought we saw a Canadian snow monkey while hiking in Nidenes bush in Pembroke.

by La Roofier February 25, 2019

instant gratification monkey

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate

Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!

by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018

African fruit monkey

A white person whom makes a lot of racist jokes but is not racist (and likes fruit)

Jimmy is an African fruit monkey whom is always telling black jokes.

by AfricanFruitMonkey July 11, 2016

Appalachian shit monkey

Weak-minded, drug-addicted white trash from Southern Ohio who couldn't make a single good decision if their life depended on it.

Your out of work brother is such an Appalachian shit monkey!

by Scoot Rogers February 12, 2021

Egyptian Howler Monkey

When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.

After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...

by xX0GxKU$HxG0DXx June 1, 2015

Brazilian monkey twist

The brazilian monkey twist is (despite its name) an ancient aztecian maneuver. It is when you place a mans dick in to a stone wall and cement it in place. You then pick up the man and slowly spin him counter clock wise. This was the most efficient form of torture during that era.

I was studying the ancient brazilian monkey twist and tried it out for myself!

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Overthink Monkey brain

People overthink At a simple argument, that drive people insane

People like smudboy act like overthink Monkey brain. Said a guy on youtube

by Snotcore February 12, 2023