John

A simp

Oh my god! Did you see John today! He’s simping for a special someon

by Peter Stewart griffin June 1, 2020

John

A name.

Person 1: "Hi, John!"
John: "Hi!"

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025

Johned

Complete and utter destruction of something or someone

I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Flap John

A baked "pan" "cake" popular in Saskatoon, Canada. Often made by trappers in the early days. A mixture consisting of hard tack, wampum and dried chit baked in a coal fired oven and covered with Roseberry gravy.

They are serving Flap Johns at Shanna and Wade's Humber!

by Rooby Pots December 10, 2013

John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.

Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.

by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023

John White

A little pussy bitch brit that can go suck the queens clit and suck giovanni's cock

"kys John White"

by jahbabynutsack October 9, 2019