Monkey reach around

To suck dick from behind and take nut in your grill.

Ex: I gave Jerome the best monkey reach around he ever had, he's never leaving me. He can kiss his side chick goodbye.

by baileybiitch January 6, 2015

Egyptian Howler Monkey

When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.

After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...

by xX0GxKU$HxG0DXx June 1, 2015

instant gratification monkey

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate

Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!

by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018

African fruit monkey

A white person whom makes a lot of racist jokes but is not racist (and likes fruit)

Jimmy is an African fruit monkey whom is always telling black jokes.

by AfricanFruitMonkey July 11, 2016

Le Monkey Day

It is on October 29 and you have to worship the god by dressing up as him.

Jack: Why are you dressed up as Le Monkey?

Joe: It’s Le Monkey Day

by UhOhStinkyOffical October 23, 2019

Overthink Monkey brain

People overthink At a simple argument, that drive people insane

People like smudboy act like overthink Monkey brain. Said a guy on youtube

by Snotcore February 12, 2023

Canadian Snow monkey

A mythical primate found mainly in the Ottawa valley but also sighted all across Canada and northern USA. A friendly and elusive creature. If your lucky enough to come in contact with it you should keep your distance. They can be very territorial when provoked. Most common sightings are in Pembroke Ontario.

We thought we saw a Canadian snow monkey while hiking in Nidenes bush in Pembroke.

by La Roofier February 25, 2019