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new jersey pizza queen

An entitled wealthy but clueless mentality that many middle USA women have and act in an fancy or classy environment. Just like a Pizza Hut-style mother of three in a fine-dining establishment, OR just like Kellyanne Conway in The White House.
Mmmm... dat Kell'anne Qwonye be all up in this bitch like a 'New Jersey Pizza Queen'. She all up IN da white house an bitch be straight up airing' out an dryin' her lady bits on the sofa with her shoes on the ground. For shame yo.
by FunkiestBunch February 28, 2017
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New York Thunder Storm

When you eat a New York steak for dinner then after you eat a girl out and because of how bad it smells, you throw up in her pussy. So you caused a New York Thunder Storm in her pussy.
Last night I caused a New York Thunder Storm in bed and my girlfriend dumped me 30 minutes after.
by Iwillpredictpeople72937 December 30, 2020
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New Oxford High School

The worst fucking school of the state. Who the fuck even loves it there? No one. Everyone is gay. Everyone smokes. You’d be surprised if you didn’t have a teachers hand down your pants already. The school fucking blows and it’s all bullshit. Oh wait I didn’t even mention the technical difficulties during all the fucking assemblies. Shits retarded and I feel retarded for being taught there. God mother fucking damn.
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New Jersey Tea Bag

When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.
She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.
by Peter Gryffindor December 20, 2016
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I’m no Miss New York

What you say when you mean you’re nothing special; sure, I did this, but, I’m humble about it.

Also used as a humble reply to a compliment.
Ethan: Safira your handwriting is so perfect, mine is so bad!!
Safira: I’m no Miss New York.

Safira: I’m no Miss New York, but I wrote a 10-page-essay in two hours.
by Sunday Fairchild May 11, 2022
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New York Yankee Workshop

a sex position where you put 2 bats in both holes (vagina and buttox)
Dude, i gave her a New york yankee workshop, and she squirted while she was bleeding!
by Matt OC April 25, 2010
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New England Clam Job

A male ejaculating into a vagina, and then immediately giving that female oral sex thus recieving some hot clam chowder.
Think hot white and creamy.
by Wyotech Chassis Fab. Dept. September 2, 2005
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