Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

melly poops

melly poops is emo

melly poops was a fiesty emu

by imsocoolomgsjxidi October 28, 2021

Pooping over

1 When you keel over while being pooped on.

2 When you die in a comical fashion.

3 A word you use when you cannot think of anything else.

4 When you keel over from a devastating loss, it is often in a comical manner.

And as the ball landed hardly on her face and the next she knew, she was pooping over, and she died quietly. The referees said that she had died from a devastating loss.

by CT-7567 May 01, 2021

poop doodie

One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)

(funny)
1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch.
2) I need to take a pood doodie.

by hunker4u April 25, 2022

prince poop

the greatest math teacher in all the land. prince poop can find derivatives like the rest of them, he also has huge sex appeal

prince poop, how do i find the derivative of this problem??

by I know the real pronxe March 25, 2024

Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023

poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty

I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again

by unklebob 666 June 08, 2024