duck mom 

person who flew to the moon and came back in 10 years

della duck is an amazing duck mom!

duck mom by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Half-Mom 

Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom

Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!

Half-Mom by Jade Craze June 2, 2020

ur mom 

A fucking stupid sentence that nobody fucking likes.

Guy: Where is Old Zealand?
some random kid: Ur Mom

ur mom by L.KUDFHGDSL June 8, 2020

UR MOM 

its ur mom duh

ur mom gay

UR MOM by CHOOCHOOTRAIN123 June 9, 2020

Your Mom 

Usually what 12 your old white kids say when they want to make a witty comeback

Chad: Yo can I borrow that ruler for 5 seconds

Kid with no ball hairs: That's how long I lasted in your mom last night

Your Mom by Naruto's FBI Agent June 9, 2020

your mom 

Okay all jokes aside. Your mom is your mom. If she’s good to you, you better love her. If she is verbally or physically abusive, don’t simp for her please like get yourself some help.

“Wait who were you with?”
“Your mom.”
“Not fuckin funny man, she is a good mom.”
“Mine’s not. She kick me in the balls when she doesn’t get her drugs.”

your mom by Zero Two ♡︎ June 10, 2020

ur mom 

look, I know you´re just a 10-year-old kid that somehow ended up here. shouldn't you have school now?

kid 1: haha lol i roasted you
kid 2: ur mom

ur mom by a guy named adam June 11, 2020