Life

Seemingly endless pain and suffering. What you thought that was bad? Now you have to come to terms with the fact that you are now in a perpetual state of decay, with your mind very slowly degrading as you age, and until the moment your body decides to finnally give up on its self (or you get killed some other way) you have to pay to continue existing!! Hurray!! At least you have an endless black void to go to when you aren't suffering in the waking world- wait, you can suffer there too? Aw shit.

Buddy, you better hope there is a way to crawl back into the womb, cuz you're fucked.
"Urgh, I hate life"
"No! Go out and live it!"
"What's life?"
"Pain"

"JIMMY NO-"
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
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The worst thing in the world, a disease you get from your parents starting to moan
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'guys, my life sucks :('
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It’s like a box of chocolates.

It's bittersweet, it's a nice treat, and you'll never know what you're gonna get.
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Literally the worst thing/Pain/Suffering.
by JIMMY FOR EVA March 28, 2023
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