Jaws of Life

The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.

"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Life Epiphany

When an event or person causes one to make a realization of themselves, or their life style. One that they had not recognized previously. Causing them to make changes in their self evaluation, lifestyle choices, way of rationalizing, and choice of personal actions.

After his younger sister gave him a gift of condoms for Christmas, Joseph had a life epiphany, and began acting differently in his social life.

by NixTay June 17, 2019

Get a life

begin leading a more fulfilling or fascinating life.

I know I watch a lot of reality TV, but hey, at least I'm entertained! Maybe you should find a hobby too, you know, get a life (of your own)!

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

Life

what?

life? never heard of it.

by a human guy March 10, 2022

GanBJrasta Life

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I invented and made and created GANBJrASTA life by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 5, 2021

Life

A worthless thing.

Whats the meaning of life to die

by CRack koke October 7, 2021

life

something.
don't think you don't have enough time.
(unless its an exam, then you can rush)

life.
deal with it.

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhø April 8, 2019