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cunt monkey

A word that is often used merely as a general insult, with no actual meaning. Many people find this to be a safer alternative to the porch monkey. (Always keep in mind, just because you may be "taking a word/phrase back," does NOT mean that everyone else thinks the same. This is especially true with racial slurs.)
by Gabe Unick January 19, 2008
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Cunt Monkey

A phrase used when you are annoyed, a miner term if you are frustrated.
If you scuffed a football shot you would say 'cunt monkey!!' in frustration
and anger
by Robert Stevensonn April 26, 2006
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Cunt

A person who is inconsiderate to others feelings but will do almost anything to be popular.
Louis Marinello

Mary: Louis was such a cunt at school today.

Me: He always is.
by Ermmm Mikey June 25, 2008
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pizza cunt

when a girl has a lots pf pimples or other bumps on or near her pelvilc area this is whats known as a pizza cunt
i got her naked but then i saw she had a pizza cunt
by docterassballs October 5, 2010
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cunt carver

Someone who deals with vagina, particularly a lot of vagina. Often times a lesbian.
Man, Jen is a real cunt carver.
by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005
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Thunder Cunt

a very big bitch with a giant vagina that slaps against her thunder thighs.
Kaela Nelson is a thunder cunt.
by playgroundstalker January 16, 2011
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cunt punt

A sex technique in which one kicks a woman's vagina in an attempt to bury one's foot as deeply as possible within said vagina.
My girlfriend likes it when I give her a cunt punt, but sometimes I accidentally just kick her in the stomach, and it totally kills the mood.
by D_Dubs January 16, 2008
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