Baby Swag

When you use johnson's baby lotion or baby oil and you defiantly have swag (not to be confused with babies that have swag)

Baby swag + ladies = good

Baby swag + men = gay

Guy 1 "I used some baby lotion, now i got swag to the maximum!"

Guy 2 "Dude, you got baby swag! Now you're gonna be feeling all girly like and stuff."

Guy 1 is now pissed -_-

by Lady Jo <3 September 22, 2011

pineapple baby

Pineapple babies are very important in today's society, but some people refuse to have these babies and want to kill them. While some people actually want to keep these beautiful delicious babies alive to take care of and eventually eat. Pineapple babies are often physically, verbally and mentally abused by many humans. They need our full attention for they have feelings too. All they want is to be loved and have a family to take care of them until they are old enough to be eaten or distributed into other delicious foods and skin products. Therefore, I think that we all should have pineapple babies and contribute to the whole world. Thank you for taking your time to read this.

I want to have a pineapple baby with you.

by pineapplelover13 May 22, 2018

crack-baby

a comment about person who has just said something extremely stupid or ridiculous, or done something extremely stupid or ridiculous

ok there, crack-baby

by Anonymous July 3, 2002

baby-eating

A term used to describe a car so powerful that it can only be fueled with live babies. Can be used in many different ways.

Holy shit, did you see that Skyline? Damn, that thing eats babies!"

by No. December 6, 2003

o baby

what your dad says to your mom when their fucking eachother

dad: oo babyhumps that's what i like
mom: OUCH!!

by hot chik October 21, 2006

Baby Dick

Having a minuscule penis.
One who is lacking in the meat department. People who are racists often suffer from BABY DICK.

Ike, stop posting here, we all know you have a BABY DICK.
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HAHA, OMG.. Look at Ike's teeny tiny BABY DICK, it looks like a Lima bean.

by Look in the sky.. Black choppas are coming for you. September 15, 2006

baby horny

Spontaneous orgasm at the sight of a small infant, prominant in young females, teenage girls, and those who havnt gone through pregnancy.

"aww that baby is soo cute let me hold it!"

by Gonzo March 3, 2005