One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.

Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."

by C Tasch December 10, 2024

Working Hands

when you finger a woman (or jerk a guy off) after rubbing your hands together and using working hands hand cream. this causes tons of dry skin rolls to pile up on your hand, and get lodged inside of the pussy of the woman or the urethra of the male.

M: Hey hot stuff, wanna get fingered Working Hands style?
W: What the fuck is wrong wtih you? Please get a life

by tundra5 December 23, 2024

Hand grenade

Sarah

Sarah is a hand grenade

by Bananajuws August 6, 2022

Second-hand Wook

You spend too much time with the wook kids. You won’t want to be a wook but you find yourself spending more time with them then you would like to admit, and might accidentally do their K instead of coke.

Yooo are we becoming second-hand wooks?

by phillyboiz March 21, 2021

Hangover Hand

When someone leaves their digital hand raised after they have spoken on a video conferencing call.

“Tina, is that a hangover hand or do you still have a question?”

by E.Lo December 8, 2021

National hold a Murphy’s hand day

This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best

It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there

by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019

Jake hands

When your hands are small af

Dang he got jake hands

by Booiiiiiioi April 25, 2019