caught yellow-handed

When you catch someone urinating somewhere they shouldn't be.

Cat: urinating in bathtub
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away

by AshtyBoi September 12, 2021

2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.

Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.

by Belle Pepper February 7, 2019

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

Hand

Hands. Something that you (probably) have. Handling allat etc

"Woah dude...Yknow what totally, like, bogus?? Hands..."
"Woah bro"
"Please guys its 4 in the morning, go to sleep"

by luckyliquid September 29, 2023

sandy hands

Find people who could use an extra pair of hands cleaning up Hurricane Sandy Damage.

sandy hands org helps match volunteers with people needing an extra pair of hands cleaning up hurricane sandy damage.

by SandyHandsORG November 5, 2012

face-through-hand disorder

A disorder discovered on tiktok where your facial features appear through your hand. It is a serious disorder and should be taken seriously.

person 1: Stop laughing!
person 2: You just want attention!
person 1: it's not fake I just have face-through-hand disorder!

by Poison Child September 16, 2020

hand drag

The act of reaching one mans hand through another man’s legs from behind and starting at the tip of the shaft and working your way back to the gooch and ending at the anus.

Last weekend at the Green Door Ole Tom gave Maurice “Mo Bitch$” a clean hand drag that he rated a 10/10

by Cookie Monster SB May 23, 2019