Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.
by Snarpan June 13, 2017
Get the slut machinemug. A stat of mental stupor and physical disarray as the result of having had excessive vigorous sex. Characterized by traits such as walking bow legged or unable to walk at all; smeared makeup; messy hair; dried semen on face, clothes, and/or in hair. Often a “good girl” having been Slut Wrecked will be unable to recall basic information such as her name, where she is, or when she last saw her panties.
Did you see her stumble out of Tyty’s room this morning? She either rode a wild horse through a field of Elmer’s Paste or that girl was slut wrecked!
Tiffany was found wandering down the street in just a cum stained t-shirt completely slut wrecked.
Tiffany was found wandering down the street in just a cum stained t-shirt completely slut wrecked.
by Tyty7 July 12, 2024
Get the Slut Wreckedmug. A promiscuous person : someone who has many sexual partners .
Will hit it with anyone who has a heartbeat and gives them attention. Such low self esteem that looks/personality are not important. Anywhere, anytime. Has STD's but prefers bareback because if they caught it so should you.
Will hit it with anyone who has a heartbeat and gives them attention. Such low self esteem that looks/personality are not important. Anywhere, anytime. Has STD's but prefers bareback because if they caught it so should you.
by anonymous October 23, 2020
Get the Slutmug. A beauty blogger who always posts provocative, up close photos of her lips on Instagram, usually with a phallic object in the frame, such as a tub of lip gloss.
by SpringBreak4Life June 12, 2018
Get the lip slutmug. A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018
Get the Slut Muppetmug. by McNastey February 9, 2010
Get the Slut Lumpkinsmug. A sexual act where an egg is cracked and poured into one of partners mouth, it is then scrambled and mixed by the other partners penis.
One of the partners must have a Penis.
One of the partners must have a Penis.
by MamaPhuker October 16, 2025
Get the Sluts Scrambled Eggsmug.