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Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.
Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"
by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018
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Rock spotting

Traditionally it was the job of the rock spotter to assist guiding the ship captain safely into harbours.
"Watch out captain... there's rocks over here" said the guy whom was rock spotting.
by Menziesss February 28, 2017
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secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!
by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016
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Grode Rock

A mixture of vaginal fluids such as menstrual blood, yeast, and vaginal cum. Also mixed with dingle berries. It hangs between the females legs in her taint hair.
Airy has a huge Grode Rock
by Oj mudbon May 23, 2016
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Rocked

When you're so shocked about something you literally have no other words to explain the feeling.
Our tutor gave us the worst mark in our exam. I'm so rocked.
by PL1 May 22, 2016
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rock

A person so stupid, you need to compare them to a stone.
"whoa bat and bat are the same word but different."
"Dude your a f*****g rock."
by MisslePotato May 13, 2016
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Punk Rock

A loud, fast, and deliberately offensive style of rock n roll.
Emo: OMG I LOVE PTV BVB AND MCR THEY ARE SO PUNK ROCK

Punk: Kill yourself, please.
by Crack Daddy Decaf May 26, 2016
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