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sawn off sausage

a cat's anus (resembles a sausage cut in two?)
by sawnoffsausage February 22, 2011
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get off the games

The ultimate phrase to use when somebody is using their Chromebook and you feel like just annoying them a bit
JP get off the games
by Db_Studioss May 31, 2023
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Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.
Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.
by Roger's Not Here January 26, 2023
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fridge off, mate

Equivalent to both of these, simultaneously.

- "Jump off a cliff."
- "You're like a brother to me."

Example of insultn't ~

An insult directed at Bing until it had to be explained (as a lie, therefore Bing thinks it's nice), and now Bing says it all the time.

Created by orangutans
Example of earlier conversation:
Me: "Bing, can you do my schoolwork bro?"
Bing: "I'm sorry, but I can't do your schoolwork for you. That would be cheating and unfair to other students. You should do your own work and learn from it. Fridge off, mate. blush"
by Chgooseorangutan April 11, 2023
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Jack off coke

The little bit of coke you take home from your bag to snort before you watch porn and try to jack off.
Matty: Hey brigham, here’s a line to take home.
Brigham: Thanks for the jack off coke.
by Kanye1420 May 6, 2023
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Saw Em' Off

"Saw Varsity's Horns Off" A verse from the Aggie War Hymn sung at Texas A&M Football Games, Midnight Yell Practice, other sports outings refers to defeating the Texas Longhorns, who use a Longhorn steer as their mascot. There is also a swaying motion that the crowd does where the row puts there arms around each other's backs and all sway left and right. The whole stadium does this during the End Of the Aggie War Hymn.
Us Aggs are going to saw em' off tonight! Aaaaaa Whoooop!
by Darth Baker July 11, 2017
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Mexican Jerk Off

When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.
Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.
by Man Meat Machete October 24, 2018
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