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John Woodward

A pathetic, sad, little man who takes out his anger about his meaningless, depressing life on poor students
An ugly fat old retard, who has anger issues and can't stand being wrong
An immature, dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence (he's wrong)
John Woodward is such a bitch and everyone hates him so much.
I hope John Woodward dies in a fire.
John Woodward is a complete insufferable idiot, how does he have a wife?
by Woodwards #1 op January 16, 2025
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John Yakuza

he is kiryu kazuma but people just call him john yakuza
"Do you know the main character from the hit games The Like A Dragon series?"
"Yes its John Yakuza"
"Kill Yourself you worthless piece of shit"
by makimer March 4, 2024
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John Palmer

A person who likes to spy or snoop from inside their own house to the outside world - as from Australian show Home and Away.
“Stop being a John Palmer, and come do the dishes!”
by Pocket changa December 19, 2020
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John's Incredible Pizza

Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.
John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.
by Aubergine Dave September 22, 2022
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John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.
"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"
by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025
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John

A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.
"Yo, pass the John."
"You got a John?"
by Nagant Pelenkov November 1, 2020
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John

he is so John
by John Driscoll February 2, 2024
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