Slap Noah day

Slap Noah

Today I will slap Noah cause it’s slap Noah day

by Ava Passerello October 24, 2019

all my days

A British term expressing one's shock over an event

"All my days!"

by Gage is a scrub May 23, 2016

mid-day crisis

when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.

"working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever."

by belikecat January 9, 2010

mid-day crisis

When it's the middle of the day, and you realize you have a lot to do and not enough time to do it. As a result, your mind locks up and you can't work, you just sit and pity yourself.
Usually caused by procrastination.

When you procrastinate too much and end up having multiple huge assignments (which you haven't started) due the next day, you may have a mid-day crisis, and end up laying on your bed throwing a tennis ball at the wall. Eventually you either say "fuck it" and don't do the assignments, or you get off your ass and work on them all night.

by whereismymind? May 11, 2010

Good Day Sir

The gentleman's "Fuck you motherfucker"

Unclassy: Fuck you man, I'm out!

Classy: Well, I never! Good Day Sir!

by thisguyoverhere September 18, 2011

Back in my day

A phrase typically used by old people to criticize younger people or to justify themselves.

Kids today are always on their phones, but back in my day we were only allowed to play with a wooden stick!

by kho25 March 6, 2022

Beat a Pedo Day

Beat a Pedo Day is a day about beating up a "person" who thinks children can consent. This day is on November 28th. You are allowed to attack them, without them having any chance of fighting back. Do what you must.

Person 1: "yo you hear, it's beat a pedo day."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm already at 5!"

by Some Guy the Third November 28, 2020