SIMP

Sexy Intense Man Power

He has a SIMP vibe about him

by euacid February 1, 2024

Simp

Short for "simple" or "simpleton", referring mainly to weak-willed, empty headed men who are the primary demographic for Internet e-girls and thots.

He's sending money to some ASMR girl who replies to his comments. He says she's a queen and he's in love. Doesn't take much to turn him into a simp.

by Cephalopod Delivery February 7, 2024

Simp

"Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". Typical "Nice Guy" behavior where he puts himself in the Friend-Zone to become subservient to and an orbiter around some girl he likes. Typically Involves being the victim of "Foodie dates" and being an emotional tampon about the girls escapades while chasing and being "run-through" and dumped by Chads.

Desperately hoping to be the "rebound guy" and being picked after she finishes her turn on the "Cock Carousel". Often found to beg a girl to not leave when she finds the next Chad or Tyrone.

Known to turn off girls due to their tendency to be desperate. Will often chase single moms and other girls with baggage to "White Knight" or play "Captain Save-a-Hoe".

Also known to be a "pay piggy" to some OF model, paying thousands of dollars for a pretend relationship. In hopes to be allowed to date her when she can no longer make money making homemade pron content.

Concerned Friend: Joe why are you chasing that single mom again? You know she cheated on you last time with a tinder date. She is only using you as a Foodie Date".

Joe Pay piggy: why not? I know she is out of my league. She's not like that because"SHE LOVES ME!"

Concerned Friend: My God, you are such a Simp! Don't come crying to me when she dumps you for the next Tinder date.

by Rsnhostmaster November 8, 2023

Simp

A meaningless word used by incels who want to feel superior to guys who get female attention. One of the many forms of cope enacted by incels.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.

Jim: I bought my girlfriend a new watch for her birthday.
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?

by picka sadbadmadhead dookie :( November 15, 2023

simiyah

is really cute , she is sometimes quite until you get ti know her she’s sweet funny she love all her family and friends she’s also a fighter

simiyah is nice but mean at sometimes

by simiyah November 20, 2023

Simp

Simp:/sImp/ noun, plural: simps

A word used to call تارك الصلاة

Why didn't you pray with us.
Are you a simp!

by Endromahdi November 20, 2023

Simmyia

Simmyia is a girl who is slightly shy but when you least expect it, she has a fiery side. She is also very attractive and that makes the boys crazy. Simmyia is very loyal but she attracts toxic people. Simmyia is almost always heartbroken by her exes.

Boy: Is that Simmyia
Girl:OMG, yes it is. She’s so pretty
Boy: She has a boyfriend though
Girl 2:I heard he’s toxic

by Saelim__11ornot November 21, 2023