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rock pain scissors

A variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors in which the winner/s of each round inflict pain on the loser/s. Here are the rules.

If you play Rock and your opponent/s plays Scissors, you ask them to form a fist, and then proceed to slam your knuckles onto theirs. For maximum pain try to aim for your knuckles to hit their arteries instead.

If you play Paper and your opponent/s plays Rock, you ask them to roll up their shorts/pants and deliver a tight slap on their thigh or calf. If there's a red mark left you know you've done it right.

If you play Scissors and your opponent/s play Paper, you ask them to extend their forearm and proceed to pinch them. If your nails are long enough for a classic, you can form your index and middle fingers into a hook shape and wedge your opponent/s' skin in the gap between the two fingers. Hold on and turn your hand for 3 seconds or until you can see the pain in their eyes.

Before every round, there is an option to pussy out and leave the game. If you do this, you are considered a pussy for life.

Also if you see someone cheat by changing their hand when they throw, everyone gets to do all 3 pain methods on them.
Yo John wanna play rock pain scissors?
John: Nah dude, my hand still hurts from yesterday.
by the sage of six paths May 8, 2018
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Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.
Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"
by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018
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Rock spotting

Traditionally it was the job of the rock spotter to assist guiding the ship captain safely into harbours.
"Watch out captain... there's rocks over here" said the guy whom was rock spotting.
by Menziesss February 28, 2017
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rock

Yo, i'm bout to rock his ass when i see him.
by ArkAngel NS76 April 16, 2016
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rock her off

To have great, one time, meaningless sex with someone then talk to them rarely after
Bro she likes you why don't u just rock her off

I would totally rock her off
by Mr.ankles September 19, 2016
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Scrub Rock

The anthems of scrubs (see scrub ) the incredibly generic music mostly appreciated by the kids in JROTC who grow puberty mustaches and hug their girls in the hallway like they're about to go to Afghanistan. Also enjoyed by the people who think small towns are a great place to never leave and by juggalos when they aren't listening to ICP. The most noteworthy examples are as follows: Nickelback, Creed, Seether, Daughtry, Three Days Grace, Hinder, etc. More commonly known as butt rock or trash metal or even "post-grunge" by those who try and justify this genre of music is even worth a non-condescending title. Popular among blue collar Americans as they lack the taste to appreciate anything they didn't hear on the radio in the mid 2000s whilst hanging out at the local Walmart.
Hey man, can I use the aux chord?

Yeah, just don't play any fucking Scrub Rock.

Oh come on, you know I don't sleep with my sister bro.
by TheCurator September 3, 2016
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whatever rocks your cock

A synonym to "whatever floats your boat" used by the common faggots known as "road men"
Oi Jim what shall I do with Fatima tonight blad. "Whatever rocks your cock" fam
by IAmBeeJ August 2, 2016
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