October 30

The day you can hit a short person. And only today

I can hit you because it’s October 30

by Thea fk October 29, 2019

October 29th

October 29th is national internet day! Today is the day you can spend time on the internet and not bother with trying to get off.

Today is October 29th im gonna play minecraft all day!

by TheGirlWithAWord October 29, 2019

October 31

Latino ask your crush on a date day so make sure to ask out your crush

Person:hey it's october 31

Crush:the answer is no

by xxxtentaculs October 29, 2019

october 30

Beat up a Vsco girl day! You can beat up a Vsco girl on this day! Your Welcome;)

Let’s go beat up Sophia since it’s October 30 and she’s vsco!

by shirshir889 October 29, 2019

October 30

Kiss your tallest friend day. This is the day you kiss any friends over 6 foot

Girl 1: Hey you should go kiss him
Girl 2: He's cute but he wouldn't let me
Girl 1: It's ok he has to let you it's October 30

by pepeweiner69 October 29, 2019

October 31

Halloween, aka national dick sucking day

“i’m going to the movies with emily later”
“bro it’s october 31st”
“halloween?”
“nah it’s national suck dick day, yer gonna get some head”

by dickbythedaily October 29, 2019

October 29

lick an ity day

“ it’s october 29th” hey it’s lick an ity day!

by virgin power October 29, 2019