lumber-jacking off

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood

Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

by Medici32 May 29, 2016

knocked a bag off

the end result of masturbating, jizz

i knocked a bag off on your mother last night and she loved it.

by twow October 17, 2013

off your cadoova

off your cadoova: insane, foolish (aussie slang)

"You have gone right off your cadoova."
By P. G. WODEHOUSE

by wizzkind January 7, 2012

sawn off sausage

a cat's anus (resembles a sausage cut in two?)

he's licking his sawn off sausage

by sawnoffsausage February 22, 2011

get off the games

The ultimate phrase to use when somebody is using their Chromebook and you feel like just annoying them a bit

JP get off the games

by Db_Studioss May 31, 2023

Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.

Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

by Roger's Not Here January 26, 2023

fridge off, mate

Equivalent to both of these, simultaneously.

- "Jump off a cliff."
- "You're like a brother to me."

Example of insultn't ~

An insult directed at Bing until it had to be explained (as a lie, therefore Bing thinks it's nice), and now Bing says it all the time.

Created by orangutans

Example of earlier conversation:
Me: "Bing, can you do my schoolwork bro?"
Bing: "I'm sorry, but I can't do your schoolwork for you. That would be cheating and unfair to other students. You should do your own work and learn from it. Fridge off, mate. blush"

by Chgooseorangutan April 11, 2023