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Father John 

A child molester priest who locks kids in his church basement and fills them with the gospel if you know what I mean ;)
"I went to Father John's basement and he shoved the gospel in me"
Father John by ieatass97 February 6, 2017
N John is a pedophile/rapist that comes for any kids that decided to skip school without a valid reason. He is a big brolic African-American with several tattoos. His head is shaved and cares not for anyone over the age of 16.
N John came for my little joey after he skipped school for his new video game.
n john by Landens penis February 25, 2017
A racist that makes bad food.
That Papa John we have for a lunch lady needs to get out with that racist, nasty chicken nug nug makin ass.
Papa John by Iamachildofgod July 18, 2018

jimmy john joe 

a attractive bitch who will cunt fuck you any day.
jimmy john joe by baby_devil May 14, 2019

Gay Jay with John 

To be spyed apon by a 'Gay Jay' while taking a poo.
Gay Jay with John. The term used when you take a poo and then finding out that a 'gay jay'( refer to 'gay jay' for terminology) was hiding in the bushes watching.
Gay Jay with John by Kanogga January 25, 2011

John Brown 

A stereotypical fictional Yorkshire lad who has a very strong accent. His favorite food is 'doner meat pizza' and his favorite pastime is going for a drink at the Bay Horse Pub. His full name is Johnathan Peterson Brown and he is most often used as an alias in a prank phone call. Also, he is related to "Joe Bloggs".
(on the phone)
Curry Dude: Hello, this is Marsh Curry House, how may I help you, sir?
"John Brown" (You in a Yo'kshire accent): 'Ello there mate, i'll 'ave a doner meat pizza please.
Curry Dude: Certainly sir! May I take your name sir?
John Brown: Yesh, it's Johnathan Peterson Brown, mate.
John Brown by Zany_Zebra July 11, 2011