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Job central

A way to tell someone they don’t have a job
Jack: I love fortnite, it’s my entire life
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you
by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023
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Job central

A way to say someone doesn’t have a job
Jack: fortnite is my whole life!
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you
by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023
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Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by UB Nash November 15, 2023
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paw job

When an animal (or furry) gently rubs their (hand or foot) paw(s) up and down a male's penis, massaging it until he cums all over them.
"There was a cute pink furry that gave me such a great paw job, the back of her furry footpaws felt so soft on my penis, I came all over her toes!"
by Thatwiredguy25 November 19, 2023
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Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.
"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."
by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023
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paw job

A term typically used by furries; In relation to a paw fetish, it is the act of an anthropomorphic animal jerking someone off using their hind paws.
"Yo, this big ass wolf just gave me a paw job, I think I'm on drugs."
by Stylx December 20, 2023
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Whistle-Job

Giving someone with a tiny penis oral sex causing the givers lips to make a whistling structure.
Yeah he was so small I was just giving him a whistle-job.
by Jman the definition December 21, 2023
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