Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.

Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"

by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018

Rock spotting

Traditionally it was the job of the rock spotter to assist guiding the ship captain safely into harbours.

"Watch out captain... there's rocks over here" said the guy whom was rock spotting.

by Menziesss February 28, 2017

rock

To hurt or get into a fight.

Yo, i'm bout to rock his ass when i see him.

by ArkAngel NS76 April 16, 2016

rock her off

To have great, one time, meaningless sex with someone then talk to them rarely after

Bro she likes you why don't u just rock her off

I would totally rock her off

by Mr.ankles September 19, 2016

Scrub Rock

The anthems of scrubs (see scrub ) the incredibly generic music mostly appreciated by the kids in JROTC who grow puberty mustaches and hug their girls in the hallway like they're about to go to Afghanistan. Also enjoyed by the people who think small towns are a great place to never leave and by juggalos when they aren't listening to ICP. The most noteworthy examples are as follows: Nickelback, Creed, Seether, Daughtry, Three Days Grace, Hinder, etc. More commonly known as butt rock or trash metal or even "post-grunge" by those who try and justify this genre of music is even worth a non-condescending title. Popular among blue collar Americans as they lack the taste to appreciate anything they didn't hear on the radio in the mid 2000s whilst hanging out at the local Walmart.

Hey man, can I use the aux chord?

Yeah, just don't play any fucking Scrub Rock.

Oh come on, you know I don't sleep with my sister bro.

by TheCurator September 3, 2016

whatever rocks your cock

A synonym to "whatever floats your boat" used by the common faggots known as "road men"

Oi Jim what shall I do with Fatima tonight blad. "Whatever rocks your cock" fam

by IAmBeeJ August 2, 2016

secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016