Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.
I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.
by Ivanka Humpalot January 18, 2017
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Trump Tower

Dump load turd shit pile crap tower of turds
My chunky trump tower stood 6 inches above the toilet water.
by Mack Arroni January 07, 2019
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Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.
Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?
by ItsMeJB June 05, 2024
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Trump Tower

When you shit so much it accumulates in a tower form then, when separating from your anus, it falls and slaps your nut sack before collapsing in the water.
I shat so much this morning i Trump Towered my balls.
by Michoui Padeviande July 30, 2022
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Trump odds

Hey, do you think I can dunk this from 50 yards?
-Ummmmm, I'd give you Trump odds on that.
by BBKingette February 21, 2017
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trump's militia

President Trump's order to form our militias.
A Trump's Militia is the only thing that will free us from the tyranny of only wealthy people being represented in the government.
by Turbin Mike October 06, 2020
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Trump curse

Being admired by those you despise and being despised by those you admire.
Milo is such a troll that he will lose all this friends. This guy will end up with the Trump curse.
by cordeironuno April 10, 2024
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