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CAT

1) A true psychopathic stalker. A predator ironically lacking a killer instinct. Possible synonym for CAB
2) A ferile, malnourished, delusional fool with bulging eyes. See also Song of Asaph
3) One of the cruelest creatures in the wilderness. Demonstrates resistance towards domestication. Unable to be house-trained
4) A sick animal suffering from cognitive dissonance as a result of frequent viral infection of the brain.
5) A musky purring pillow princess
6) A deluded sycophant not licensed in BDSM
7) A desperately confused furry animal suffering from extreme identity confusion stemming from an unusually prolonged obsession with one's proverbial menace: the dog
He's the CAT's meow!

CATs once valued by Colonialists for rodent control on ships to new lands and, as a result, became idolized by primitive physicians of the age for their indirect impact in reducing the spread of diseases often carried by rats.

Don't tell me CAT got your tongue?

Fun Fact about me: I'm the only member of my family who's not allergic to cats. So I don't mine 'em
by ComeNSeeMe4Once March 31, 2021
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Window Cat

Window cat is phenomenon, with most chances of happening in quiet small town neighborhoods. It's where a cat sits on a window seat, and stares other humans passing by. Their glare is usually bored, but there are chances where it's the death stare (it's the look when a cat is about murder someone). Some cat freaks find courage from window cats, but some just do not care. Don't be one of those. Care about window cats.
I passed three window cats on my way to school. I'm blessed.
by SADpringles September 11, 2020
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Cat

Person: *wakes up to sound of cat*
Cat: *plays piano*

Person: fuck you, rat.
by thatoneslutthott September 24, 2019
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Cat Calling

When one Whistles into a Women's Vaginal Cavity ;)
Oh right there Cujo keep whistling Wap you Cat Calling Jack Hammock
by Mr. Bedevil January 13, 2023
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Cat

Hairless dog that is also feisty with sharp claws. Lazy hairless dog
My cat is so feisty!
by KitKatCheese March 15, 2020
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iPad cat

a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.
friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”
by kskaps January 21, 2023
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Club Cat

A club cat is a lady that loves going to clubs and parties every night .These type of ladies are usually found at clubs with very tight and skimpy clothing and there usually seen dancing with there friends or other guys .These type of ladies are very promiscuous and they never leave the club alone sleep with a different guy every night .Club Cats go to clubs 7 days a week that what they live for .They often hangout in groups and there always dancing nasty on the the dance floor or always getting drunk .They only come out at night .
Jessica you go to the club everyday you are such a club cat .

You don't want go with that girl she a club cat .
by dummydawg July 19, 2011
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